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Hey followers, I’m back in my hometown of Houston for the holidays so I won’t be posting as frequently as I normally do. But, as I’m in the fattest city in America, I leave you with an excerpt from my “Eddie’s in Houston” (A Niggas in Paris Freestyle):
Were gonna eat to one song…one song only…
So I eat so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me/But first niggas gotta find me/What’s a thousand calories to a nigga like me?/Can you please remind me?/Eat so hard, this shit crazy/Y’all don’t know that don’t shit phase me/I order chili fries, a fried steak too, and cover that shit with country gravy/Eat so hard, this shit weird/I ain’t even s’pose to be here/Eat so hard, since I’m here/It’s only right that I don’t share/Psycho/I’m liable to go fatso/Take your pick/Precious, Michael Moore, Adam Richman, Newt Gingrich
(Source: whereisthecoool)
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Hey followers, I’m back in my hometown of Houston for the holidays so I won’t be posting as frequently as I normally do....